my nonna’s friend bought me red velvet cupcakes<333333

Happy Birthday Bandit Lee Way

does-anything-matter:

(via a-knife-for-a-life)

…going to my mom’s, talk to all you lovey people later.

(Source: 48dreams, via astroxzombeh)

  • musicians: stop illegally downloading our music we're broke
  • kids: but we're broke too
  • Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
  • Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.